Letter to the Editor

I'm a single guy who lives in the same building as my mother. I happen to be walking home from work and I see this woman dressed in a skimpy little dress. She starts yelling from the window and says "Hi honey!". I think to myself, what's going on with her?

My mom has been flirting with me for awhile now. Every time she sees me she will flirt with me and do nice things for me like cooking my favorite meal or cleaning my apartment.

Now I don't know if it's because she likes me or if she just wants some grandkids so badly that she is trying to get them out of me."